you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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