The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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