I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Randomize
