You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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