I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
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