Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.