Need sex. Gaining weight.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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