I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.