would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
My dick has a subreddit
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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