i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
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You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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