About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
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Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I have aggressive nipples.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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