dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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