listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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