Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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