we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
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I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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