if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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