Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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