Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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