New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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