Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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