He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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