can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
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