he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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