This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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