I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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