My nipple is on Facebook.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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