Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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