i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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