Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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