And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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