if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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