dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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