Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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