this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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