please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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