Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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