He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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