I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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