oh god the rape fog is back!
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
