I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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