I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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