Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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