I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
