doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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