So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
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And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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