i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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