is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Damn victory sex feels great
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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