god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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