is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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