The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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