called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
We had sex on a dog bed..
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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