Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
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You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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