going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Randomize
