I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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