Whod you bang
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Porn is love you can see.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
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please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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